A man walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, I’d like a pint of beer.”
The bartender serves the drink and says, “That’ll be four dollars.”
The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender. “Sorry, sir,” the bartender says, “but I can’t accept that.”
The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. “What’s going on here?” the man asks. Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, “This is a Singles Bar.”

Анекдот ““HEY, NICE TIE’‘”

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
“Hey, nice tie!” comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
“Hey! Nice shirt!” The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
“Hey! Nice suit!” The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
“It’s not me, it’s the complimentary peanuts.”

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